RT @AdMollusc: Got to birthday party for son of @caseykieranmom & @RobyMB, but was disappointed that there weren’t any cockfights.
Happy Birthday to Kieran Scott Brown. You’re only 3 once. Enjoy.
We all know it’s going to be Andy Bernard, right? #theoffice
Whatever the copywriter equivalent of “Hovering Art Directors” is, I’m doing it right now. #collaboratingcopywriters
If poorly crafted, the brochure I’m writing could cripple a city’s entire transportation future. No pressure. #panicwriting #beerme
Doing a mock radio-call in. I’m “Ted from Boston”. #splendedsplinterontheline
Anyone for a meetup at Mos Isley Cantina? I need to make a stop at Toshi Station and pick up some power converters first. #StarWarsDay
Check the accuracy of quotes you use to express your personal thoughts on world events. Misrepresentation is folly. - Abraham Lincoln
Hello. My name is Elder Price. And I’d like to share with you the most amazing book. #southparkdoesbroadway
Little Stacey Park is the Pacific Palisades of Austin playgrounds. Well behaved kids. $300 strollers. We don’t belong here.