A Letter From The Terra Nova Welcoming Committee
Welcome Pilgrims, We commend you on making the difficult decision to uproot your lives from the year 2149 and begin again, 85 million years in the past. Our world as we know it was ending. As President Bieber IV made his difficult decisions to outlaw overpopulation and planking, our world was already one of cold, disturbing gloom. When Exxon/Mobil/Texaco/Shell/Gulf decided to close their popular...